Attn ALL Single Ladies!!!!

Ladies,

 My friend A*** from CityDEALS is SINGLE ...... He likes long walks on the beach, but hates sand between his toes! He's charming, humble, and is a pretty good kisser (not that I've experienced - but that's what he tells me) He's also too cheap to sign up for match.com - So I am his only hope.

If interested or willing to go on a pity date - please contact!